ramblings

I was driving around this afternoon on some office errands and had a few really random thoughts.....

1. i don't fart. it's rare if ever. and i don't like that word. we were supposed to say toot growing up. i don't like that word either. some people don't believe me and that's ok. i know i don't. i really don't burp much either but we had corned beef this afternoon in honor of St. Patrick's Day and I've been burping it since and it's kind of gross. probably will be my first and last corned beef experience.

2. i've pulled over the car to make-out. it was me and Nate Kennedy on our way back from Sundance back when I was at BYU. i should be embarrassed. i'm not.

3. i honk. a lot. if i have to put on my brakes or i think you're being an idiot, i will honk. the space between me and the car in front is not, in any way, an invitation for you to come on over.

4. we're having a conference tomorrow and Friday for work and i had to make name tags and i asked a couple of the other gals to help clip on the lanyards and stuff the namecards, etc... one of the gals clipped the lanyards on backwards and i secretly want to go fix all of them but i realize that it's just silly and doesn't really make a difference but it still bugs me.